Birthday Calculator

A family member sent me the link to this "birthday calculator" - put your b-day date in and it spits out this:
You were born on a Thursday under the astrological sign Sagittarius.
Your Life path number is 1.
The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2440209.5.
The golden number for 1968 is 12. The epact number for 1968 is 0.
The year 1968 was a leap year.
As of 7/28/2005 10:47:39 AM CDT You are 36 years old.
You are 439 months old.
You are 1,910 weeks old.You are 13,370 days old.
You are 320,890 hours old.
You are 19,253,447 minutes old.
You are 1,155,206,859 seconds old.
There are 144 days till your next birthday on which your cake will have 37 candles on it.
Those 37 candles produce 37 BTU's,or 9,324 calories of heat (that's only 9.3240 food Calories!) . [YIKES!]
You can boil 4.23 US ounces of water with that many candles.
Your birthstone is Blue Zircon
birth tree is Fig Tree
Sensibility Very strong, a bit self-willed, independent, does not allow contradiction or arguments, loves life, its family, children and animals, a bit of a butterfly, good sense of humour, likes idleness and laziness, of practical talent and intelligence.
There are 150 days till Christmas 2005!
The moon's phase on the day you were born was new.